Thursday, April 30, 2009

Man - I should have known better

It's thursday morning and I'm now recovering from the horrifying flight I had yesterday. It always pisses me off that I've told the story about four times before I've actually gotten around to writing it, but here are the Cliff's notes:

1) The guy took a >30 degree turn while less than 100' off the ground
2) He didn't use the checklist *once*
3) He took a steep turn at 90 degrees and over 200 knots - almost ripping the wings off the damn 310
4) He had the audacity to tell me that I could PAY HIM to fly around with me to "watch to make sure I don't make a mistake!" ...and he's not even an instructor.

Man - fucking people.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Cessna 310 first flight

Today I'm taking my first flight in a Cessna 310 - with a pilot that's crashed it once. I'm either fucking dumb or have balls of steel. Personally, I'm going with the fucking dumb angle. 

Friday, April 24, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

People that don’t say what they want piss me off.

There’s nothing that pisses me off quite as bad as somebody who doesn’t actually say what they want. It’s either because they’re too passive or too fantastically egotistical to dignify you with a straightforward question.

Person: “Hey, is it possible for you to rearrange this entire bookshelf?”

Me: “Uh, ya, sure I could.”

Person: “…”

Me: “So - you want me to do it?”

Person :

Me: “?”

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

If I were Miss California

I would have said:

"Not if they're fags like you." 

Monday, April 20, 2009

Two Words.

Fuck This.

Working for the man.

On any given Monday I wake up to the sound of a blaring alarm clock and look forward to the next ten hours (counting my commute) during which I’ll be harassed non-stop by obligations, coworkers, and superiors. Most of the time this is going on, I’ll be so frustrated at being here that I won’t get any work done.

But then again, I look back on the weekend and wonder why, when left to my own devices, I didn’t get any work done - and I wondered, if left to my own devices, if I ever would. I guess I’ll just swallow sadness - like a boss. 

Thursday, April 16, 2009

So

Today I saw Anderson Cooper say that it was hard to talk while you were T-baggin’. The feckless leader put us further in debt. And Mark Norris passed by my desk 79 times.