It wasn't just a shitpile, it was a shit dune.

I don't even know where to start on how bad the new Star Trek movie was. Perhaps it was the retarded notion of the opening sequences of James Kirk stealing a nearly 250 year old antique and driving if off a cliff for no apparent reason, or maybe it was the complete lack of sense employed with any of the barely visible plot. Or, just maybe, it was the ludicrous notion that a nearly expelled cadet could somehow be promoted to the rank of captain, before any of the current standing officers, by a half-cocked captain who saw the kid once take on four guys in a fight - and get his ass beat. 

People who like the new Star Trek movie are the sort of people that think it's a good idea to let people with associates degrees practice medicine. No matter how much you may want everybody to be involved, you just can't do it unless you're fucking smart enough to get it in the first place.